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See - they did exist :) I found them on the side of the road next to the mailbox. They must have fallen out of the car when Dar got out to collect the mail. I was even going to heat them up and eat them . . . until I opened the bag and saw all of the road debris all over 'em. Damn.
Someday, mashed potatoes, you shall be mine!