You know what I need? Eddie Izzard. I'm in desperate need of long and deep belly laughs, and no one delivers like Izzard. I haven't seen much of his stuff, just a few short YouTube clips, but the man makes me laugh. Here's the thing: I can't download or watch long clips online because we have a very low bandwidth allowance from our internet provider, and I can't afford to go out and buy a DVD. This is the point where I throw myself on your mercy - leave my plea out there in the universe as you always hear you're supposed to do - and ask if anyone can hook me up with some Eddie Izzard material. I can't repay you in any way other than with my heartfelt and very public thanks and with the certainty that you've wracked up some good karma points.